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Title: Even
Author: Ky (venom69)
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Rating: Age Friendly
Pairing: John/Elizabeth.
Disclaimer: Not mine, usual guff.
Authors Notes: I have no words for this. Written for speckleberry
Date: 10/10/06
Copyright to Venom, 2006

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John stood in the doorway of Elizabeth's office, watching her devour - for the really was no other word for it - a bar of something as though her life depended on it. "What are you eating?"

"Spaghetti bolognaise."

"In a bar?"

She nodded but didn't look up, far to engrossed in her meal. "From the ration packs."

"Right..." He was so not prepared to argue with her. "Hey, have you seen my golf buggie around?"

"The one you had shipped from Earth?"

"Yes."

"The one that I did not, under any circumstances, approve of?"

"Yeah..."

"The one that you shipped from Earth despite my complete disapproval?"

"That's the one." This was not going to end well for him, John could see that coming a mile away.

"It's in the ocean."

"I..." He blinked. "...what?"

"I threw it in the ocean."

"You threw it in the ocean?"

She took another bite of her spaghetti bolognaise bar. "Yep."

"Why did you do that?"

"I had a bad morning." She shrugged. "You want to argue?"

He loved her - he really did - but she was damn mean when she wanted to be. "No."

"Good."

"Besides," She continued, finishing off the bar and licking her lips. “It’s your kryptonite.”

“My what tonight?”

“Your kryptonite, bimbo… are you that much of a girly girl that you haven’t seen Superman?”

"Are you calling me a girl?" John glared at her. "And are you calling me a Bimbo?"

"So what if I am?"

He crossed his arms and glared harder. She didn't appear to notice. "You know, you were a lot nicer before you were pregnant."

Elizabeth touched a hand to the swell of her abdomen, an almost unconscious act that John would have smiled at if he didn't think she'd try to break his arm for it. "And you were a lot less of a monkey before you made me this way... I'd say we're even."

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