Author: Ky (Venom_69)
Pairing: Sam/Jack, Kinda Daniel/Vala
Archive: My site. Anywhere else, sure, just let me know where so I can come visit.
own them, never will. Promise to put them back in the state I found them.
Author’s notes: For napalm_isis. In My defense, I know nothing about Vala, so when she asked for Daniel/Vala... I had no idea. This is also insanely
Copyright © to Venom, 2006
I were on the phone to you –”
“As opposed to being here annoying me?”
Her hand ran down
his torso and she pouted. On some women it may have been sexy. On Vala, it made Daniel think of a wounded puppy that should
be taken to the vet. Immediately. Preferably to be put down. “Are you interrupting me?”
What did you
think I was doing? “Of course not.” He smiled. Say it with me balls; We are not whipped. We are not whipped.
grinned. Daniel was so whipped. “As I was saying, if I were on the phone to you, and I asked you what you were
“Why would you ask me that?”
“That’s what I want to know. Why
would someone ask that?”
“I don’t know.”
“And if I asked you how you felt about
me licking ice cream from your torso?”
“Vala, we’ve been through this, we are not having sex. Especially
with food involved!” Shudder.
His ears rang as she hit him upside the head. “This is part of the conversation
over the phone, limp dick!”
Limp? Hell, around her, his equipment wanted to wave a white flag in surrender. “OK.
Let me get the straight. You’re on the phone to me and you ask me what I’m wearing?”
the you ask me how I felt about you licking ice cream from my torso?”
“Yup. Now why would I be doing that?”
like you’re having phone sex.”
“Well, ahem, in this context… I would
“But, in the office? With glass windows?”
Daniel had a sinking feeling in his stomach.
“Vala, where did you hear this?”
Vala didn’t flinch as Jack entered, but Daniel paled slightly. “Jack.”
"I think Thor's finally gone off the deep end."
Daniel coughed, still slightly traumatized from the
conversation with Vala. “Why?”
“Oh, he wants us to save the world again.”
we going to?”
Jack shrugged. “Said I’d think about it.”
“Right… hey, weren’t
you meant to be on your way to your Cabin by now?”
“Yeah, but I was on the phone with Carter and then Thor
showed up… why are you looking at me like that?”