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Title: E-mail's
Author: Venom_69
Date: 31-7-2002
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To: Teal'c < Captain_Murray_Hutch@sgc.gov
>
From: Doctor Jackson < Doctor_Daniel_Jackson@sgc.gov >
Subject: Is it just me?
Date: 10-9-2002 < 8:35
>
Hey Teal'c
I'm pleased to see that you are starting to use your E-mail more often, it
only took you
five years. :)
Anyway, I wanted to know if you noticed anything strange going on between
Sam and Jack? They are
both acting very weird, especially around each other.
Is it just me, or have you noticed too?
All the best,
Daniel
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To: Doctor Jackson < Doctor_Daniel_Jackson@sgc.gov >
From: Teal'c < Captain_Murray_Hutch@sgc.gov
>
Subject: Re: Is it just me?
Date: 10-9-2002 < 10: 46 >
Kal Sha Daniel Jackson,
I trust you
are feeling well on this morning?
< I'm pleased to see that you are starting to use your E-mail more often, it
only
took you five years. :) >
I am. Major Carter has shown me how to operate an 'E-mail account' and all
of its functions
so that I may better communicte with my fellow SGC members.
< Anyway, I wanted to know if you noticed anything strange
going on between
Sam and Jack? They are both acting very weird, especially around each
other. >
I have not
witnessed any 'weird' behaviour occuring between O'Neill and
Major Carter, would you care to elaborate on your theories.
<
Is it just me, or have you noticed too? >
I am unaware of your observations, however I may have 'noticed' something.
Please
inform me of some examples so that I may understand your meaning.
Reguards, Teal'c
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To: Major Carter
< Major_Sam_Carter@sgc.gov >
From: Doctor Jackson < Doctor_Daniel_Jackson@sgc.gov >
Subject: Question.
Date:
10-9-2002 < 12:21 >
Hey Sam,
I didn't see you in the mess today, are you skipping lunch again? Janet
won't
be pleased. < G >
Question: Is there something going on between you and Jack? You two are
acting strange.
All
the best, Daniel
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To: Doctor Jackson < Doctor_Daniel_Jackson@sgc.gov >
From: Major Carter <
Major_Sam_Carter@sgc.gov >
Subject: Re: Question
Date: 10-9-2002 < 1:16 >
Hey Daniel.
< I
didn't see you in the mess today, are you skipping lunch again? Janet
won't be pleased. < G > >
Janet will
never know. I'm trying to instal a few more safety protocol's
into the dialing computer to make it safer to estabish a
connection. I
don't want to repeat the experience that we had with Teal'c again. I think
I actually got a few grey hairs
then. :)
< Question: Is there something going on between you and Jack? You two have
been acting strange >
Have
you been drinking that extra strong coffee again? You *know* what that
does to you! LOL. What makes you ask that anyway?
Cheers,
Sam
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To: Major Carter < Major_Sam_Carter@sgc.gov >
From: Colonel O'Neill < Colonel_Jack_Oneill@sgc.gov
>
Subject: I hope you had lunch.
Date: 10-9-2002 < 1:23 >
Hey Angel
I hope that you had lunch.
I only stopped by the commissary for a sandwich.
I'm on paperwork duty again. Very boring.
Anyway, I was sitting
here, and when I wrote the date on the top of my
report, I noticed that it's our six month annaversary! Can you believe
it?
Just think, six months ago we were going on a date. I remember it like it
was yesterday.
You were in that
little black dress, and we ended up staying at the
restaraunt too long and we missed the movie. Although our substitute
activity
was lots of fun too. < G >
I remember waking up with you in my arms, your unique scent filling my
nose, the
sight of your hair on my chest. I recall that we were both
without the benefit of our clothes. Ah. . .you wanna come and
find a broom
closet for a while? :)
Do you think we should tell the others? I mean, they may work it out when
they
see the astrophysics book in my study. And besides that sexy burgundy
lipstick that you have doesn't match my skin color.
:)
Love you, Jack
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To: Teal'c < Captain_Murray_Hutch@sgc.gov >
From: Doctor Jackson <
Doctor_Daniel_Jackson@sgc.gov >
Subject: Examples
Date: 10-9-2002 < 2:32 >
Hey Teal'c
Sorry it's
taken me so long to get back to you, I've been working on a
translation from P2B 881. Do you know what 'Talwankiya' means?
I can't seem
to figure that one out.
< I have not witnessed any 'strange' behaviour occuring between O'Neill
and
Major Carter, would you care to elaborate on your theories. >
Well, our last mission, for example. Didn't
you notice that they both
disappeared for an hour while you and I were translating the tablet? And
when they came back,
Sam's jacket was done up wrong. What about what they
said during the Za'tarc testing? Or when everyone was infected with
the
primitive virus from P3X 797?
Then there was P3X 595 when Sam tried to seduce Jack, again I might add.
Then
there was the kiss from the time loop's that you told me about. Or when
Hathor tried to kill Sam and Jack saved her, then
they hugged. I accidently
over-heard Sam telling Janet when they got back.
What about all of the fishing trips
he's invited her on? When you were
stuck in the wormhole, Jack was so concerned for her, especially when they
were about
to test the DHD out. Don't forget about what happened on that
week you were waiting for the Beta Gate to be hooked up.
Now
do you see what I mean?
All the best, Daniel.
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To: Captain Hoylar < Hoylar@hotmail.com > Lt
Lewis < LEW@yahoo.com > Captain
Redfurn < redgirl@ihavepms.com > Angela < Halo_with_horns@wouldilie.com
> Miss
Kylie < miss_shipper@hotmail.com >
From: Major Winsor < venom69@antisocial.com >
Subject: Hot
goss
Date: 10-9-2002 < 3:02 >
Hey Girls,
I'm using your personal addresses because it has been brought
to my
attention (Through no fault of my own!) That the SGC's E-mail accounts are
dead easy to hack into. :) < G >
Please pass this E-mail on to all of the
other ladies on base, I don't have a lot of time before we 'Gate to P8F 987.
I
have been informed that Daniel Jackson and Teal'c are beginning to
question the nature of Colonel O'Neill and Major Carter's
relationship.
People are starting to suspect that the 'purely professional' exterior that
they present so perfectly,
may in fact be a facade.
Some of the evidence that Daniel Jackson has presented, are below. (BTW,
these are actual
sections of an E-mail he was sending to Teal'c. Don't ask
how I got them :))
< Well, our last mission, for example.
Didn't you notice that they both
disappeared for an hour while you and I were translating the tablet? And
when they
came back, Sam's jacket was done up wrong, her hair was a mess
and her lipstick ws smudged. >
Does no one include
the good stuff in reports anymore? The least they could
do is spill the beans to at least one airman, we have to have something
to
talk about.
< What about what they said during the Za'tarc testing? Or when everyone was
infected with
the primitive virus from P3X 797? >
This, we knew about. God Bless the security cameras. Anyone got any news
about
us getting them installed in the men's locker room yet?
< Then there was P3X 595 when Sam tried to seduce Jack,
again I might add. >
Wasn't that the planet where she drank the local booze and chucked a Demi
Moore on the
nearest table? Who knew that Carter could do the full monty?
< Then there was the kiss from the time loop's that
you told me about. >
They kissed in the time loops?!?!?!?!? I hate subspace fields, we should be
able to remember
these things.
< Or when Hathor tried to kill Sam and Jack saved her, then they hugged. I
accidently over-heard
Sam telling Janet when
they got back. >
Angel, you knew that one, didn't you? What were you in the infirmary
for
this time? Anoxia, that was suffered at the sight of one *very* handsome
Colonel without a shirt? LOL
<
What about all of the fishing trips he's invited her on? >
Can you believe that she still keeps saying no? Who
would reject a week
alone with *that* man? Somebody check for alien viruses, no sane person
would say no.
<
When you were stuck in the wormhole, Jack was so concerned for her,
especially when they were about to test the DHD out.
Don't forget about
what happened on that week you were waiting for the Beta Gate to be hooked
up. >
Okay,
anyone know what happened then? All that I heard was that no one
could touch Teal'c's 'beard' (I use the term loosly) and
that they all
needed showers. Any stipulations on the events of that week??
I'll keep yoou informed of any new updates
as soon as I can get into
O'Neill or Carter's E-mails.
Cheers, Venom
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To: Colonel O'Neill <
Colonel_Jack_Oneill@sgc.gov >
From: Major Carter < Major_Sam_Carter@sgc.gov >
Subject: Re I hope you had lunch
Date:
10-7-2002 < 3:29 >
< Hey Angel >
Hey Baby, long time no see.
Enjoying the paperwork? And
no, I didn't have lunch, but I had a cookie
about ten minutes ago, does that count?
< Anyway, I was sitting here,
and when I wrote the date on the top of my
report, I noticed that it's our six month annaversary! Can you believe it?
Just
think, six months ago we were going on a date. I remember it like it
was yesterday. >
Really!?!? Oh, I can't
believe that I didn't realise. Well, happy
annaversary, I love you.
< You were in that little black dress, and
we ended up staying at the
restaraunt too long and we missed the movie. Although our substitute
activity was lots of
fun too. < G > >
Mmm. . .it most certainly was. I can't believe Janet didn't work it out
when I went to
see her the next day, I thought the smile on my face was
going to split it in two.
< I remember waking up with
you in my arms, the smell of your hair filling
my nose, the sight of your hair on my chest. I recall that we were both
without
the benefit of our clothes. Ah. . .you wanna come and find a broom
closet for a while? :) >
Hold the closet thoughts
flyboy, you have paperwork. ;) But I'm glad that
you rememer our first night together. It was pretty special. :)
<
Do you think we should tell the others? I mean, they may work it out when
they see the astrophysics book in my study? And
besides that sexy burgundy
lipstick that you have doesn't match my skin color. :) >
I don't know. . .I hate lying
to them, but it's also kind of exciting. But
still, even now, sometimes all I want to do is drag Janet into her office
and
tell her everything.
And as far as my lipstick's concerned, don't worry, I have a very
attractive pink that would
suit you perfectly. :)
< Love you, Jack >
Love you too, Sam.
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To: Doctor Jackson <
Doctor_Daniel_Jackson@sgc.gov >
From: Teal'c < Captain_Murray_Hutch@sgc.gov >
Subject: Re: Examples
Date:
10-9-2002 < 3:57 >
I have reviewed your examples, Daniel Jackson, and I have found that you
are correct in
your assumptions about Major Carter and Colonel O'Neill and
their relationship.
It is my belief that they have
consumated their love, and I feel that we
should not interfere until we are called upon.
Reguards, Teal'c
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To:
Major Winsor < venom69@antisocial >
From: Miss Kylie < miss_shipper@hotmail.com >
Subject: Re: Hot goss
Date:
10-9-2002 < 4:10 >
Venom,
Congrats on getting the info, glad to see that your 'hacking' skills are
still
as sharp as ever. :) Any luck getting into Carter or O'Neill's
E-mail's yet??
A few more bits of goss for you.
Turns
out that Carter was seen exiting O'Neill's room around 3:00 the other
morning. She had a very big smile on her face, and
Sandra swears that she
saw her skipping.
Remember when O'Neill, Carter and Jackson all had the armband's? Well,
O'Neill
accidenty pushed Siler down the stairs, right? Well, turns out that
he'd been hitting on Carter. Then he supposedly caught
them in a broom
closet together, and threatened to expose them, hence the 'fall.'
Just thought you'd like to know.
:)
Chow, Miss Kylie
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To: Doctor Jackson < Doctor_Daniel_Jackson@sgc.gov > Doctor Fraser
<
Doctor_Janet_Fraser@sgc.gov >
Teal'c < Captain_Murray_Hutch@sgc.gov >
From: Sam & Jack < samandjack@loveisintheair.com
>
Subject: Something to tell you. . .
Date: 10-9-2002 < 4:36 >
Hey Guys,
We decided to send you
an e-mail and tell you that for the past six months
(To the exact day) we have been having a relationship. We've kept you
out
of it, and said nothing to minimise your involvement in our impending court
martial.
But we have to tell
you now, we need your help to move the rest of Sam's
things into my place. :)
We're sorry for lying to you, but
we hope you will all be happy for us.
Cheers, S&J
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To: Sam and Jack < samandjack@loveisintheair
>
From: Teal'c < Captain_Murray_Hutch@sgc.gov >
Subject: Re: Something to tell you. . .
Date: 10-9-2002
< 4:43 >
I am pleased that you have found happiness with each other.
May your life together be filled
with love and prosperity and may your
children grow strong and make you proud.
Your Friend, Teal'c
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To:
Sam and Jack < samandjack@loveisintheair >
From: Doctor Jackson < Doctor_Daniel_Jackson@sgc.gov >
Subject:
Re: something to tell you. . .
Date: 10-9-2002 < 4:56 >
Hey guys.
Got the e-mail, loved the addy. I
hate to tell you this, but we all knew
that you were in love with each other before you did.
Told Hammond yet. .
.?
Be happy, I'm pleased for you both. You have my love and support, always.
All the best, Daniel.
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To:
Sam and Jack < samandjack@loveisintheair >
From: Doctor Fraser < Doctor_Janet_Fraser@sgc.gov >
Subject:
Re: Something to tell you. . .
Date: 10-9-2002 < 4:58 >
Hey,
I was wondering when you two were going
to 'fess up!
Hate to be the one to break this to you guys, but I'm your Doctor. . .I
knew that you had 'significant
others' in your life, and it doesn't take a
genius to figure out that you were sweet on each other. :)
I'm happy
for you, good luck!
Janet.
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To: Major Carter < Major_Sam_Carter@sgc.gov > Colonel O'Neill
<
Colonel_Jack_Oneill@sgc.gov > Doctor Jackson
< Doctor_Daniel_Jackson@sgc.gov > Teal'c < Captain_Murray_Hutch@sgc.gov
>
From: General Hammond < General_George_Hammond@sgc.gov >
Subject: A short memo for SG-1
Date: 10-9-2002
< 5:30 >
Dear Colonel O'Neill, Major Carter, Dr Jackson and Teal'c,
It has been brought to my attention
that many of the staff at the SGC have
been using their e-mail addresses for personal e-mail's. As you are all
aware,
we are on a strict budget this year as we are trying to accommodate
for more expensive training programs. We have to limit
the amount of
E-mail's sent by each person per day. A fact that the President keeps
reminding me. (Ironically, via e-mail)
It
has also been brought to my attention that one or more members of the
SGC has developed the ability to break, or 'hack'
into the E-mail accounts
of several important SGC personnel, thus being able to read the 'personal'
e-mail's that are
frequently being sent.
Just a warning that you all may like to keep in mind.
On a more personal note, I want
to be the first to congratulate Major
Carter and Colonel O'Neill on their newly found happiness. As long as you
keep
it off base, you have my support. I've had your wedding present picked
out since the incident with the inhabitants of the
land of light.
I hope that you two are happy together.
General G. Hammond.
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The End.
I'll
try being nicer if you try being smarter.
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