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Title: Egg on your face.
Author: Ky (Venom_69)
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Rating: Age Friendly.
Archive: SJ, Heliopolis,
my site. Anywhere else, sure, just let me know where so I can come visit.
Disclaimer: Don’t own them, never will.
Promise to put them back in the state I found them.
Author’s notes: Hee! For Aardie, *snog*. Happy Easter Love.
Date:
27/03/05
Copyright © to Venom, 2005
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Jack eyed the object in his hand like it would explode. “What
is it?”
“It’s chocolate. Duh.”
He wasn’t quite *that* stupid. “I can see
that…”
“It’s a Cadbury Crème Egg.”
“It’s gooey!”
The
younger woman sighed. “It’s supposed to be!”
“But…”
She eyed the dog at
her feet. He was looking up at her with pleading eyes, licking his lips at the chocolate. “If he can stomach it, I’m
sure you can too.”
“Dogs eat everything.”
“Would you rather come and frolic with me
in the park?”
“Frolic? I don’t frolic.”
“Sure you don’t.”
“I
don’t!”
“So, if I was, say, a tall, blue eyed blonde who *happened* to be a Colonel in the USAF and
I asked you to come and frolic in the park with me, you would say no?”
“Of course I wouldn’t! Uh,
I mean, I would say no. Yes, definitely no.” Cassie was far too young, in his opinion, to be this smart.
“Nup!
Too late. You would say yes!”
“I would not!”
“You love her!”
To coin one
of her phrases, Duh. “Do not!”
“Do too!”
“I do not!”
“Do you
want to marry her? Have lots and lots of little babies and live happily ever after?”
Yes, please. “Of
course not!”
“You’re blushing!”
USAF Generals do *not* blush. “I am not!”
“Are
too!”
“Am not!”
“Are too!”
“Am not!”
“Are too!”
“Am
not!”
“Are too!”
“Am not!”
“Jack?”
“Cassie?”
“Shut
up and eat your egg.”
He swore he would never eat a Cadbury Creme Egg ever again.
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