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Title: Brothers In Arms
Author: Ky (Venom_69)
Category: Humour.
Pairing: None, really…
Rating: G
Summary: There’s a reason that we don’t play pranks on the boss…
Archive: Anywhere!
Disclaimer: Don’t own them, never will. Promise to put them back in the state I found them.
Author’s notes: For Ang! Who didn’t ask for ship but should know me well enough to know that she was gonna get it anyway!
Date: 12/06/2005
Copyright © to Venom, 2005

***

“Don’t say it!”

Kate looked around urgently, making sure that the man in question wasn’t nearby. “He’s going to kill you!”

“You had to say it, didn’t you?”

“Did you expect anything less?”

“Kate…. Couldn’t you help me out here?”

“What do you want me to do about it?”

“You could do the… girly thing that you do.”

“Girly thing?”

Tony was reasonably certain that she was trying to kill him with the power of her eyes. A smarter man would have shut up right about now... before he dug himself a bigger hole “You know exactly what I’m talking about. That girly thing you do when he’s around.”

“Elaborate. Now.”

“Fluttering eyelashes? That little innocent smile?” No one had ever called him smart.

“Dinozzo, you’re delusional.”

“I don’t think so Kate. You liiiiiiiiiiike him.”

“This is not the way to get me to help you.”

He was beyond getting her to help him now. It was much more fun to torment her over her schoolgirl like crush on their boss. He was the older brother she already had and hated. “Try to keep up, Kate! We’re discussing how much you like him.”

“You have a death wish, don’t you?”

This could possibly cost him his life and/or his ability to father children in the future…. But damn it was fun. “Is it true love?”

Kate rolled her eyes skyward and began to wonder, not for the first time, why she didn’t just shoot him. “Of course it is.”

Wow. “Really?”

“No.”

Damn. “Kate, it’s ok to admit it you know. I’ll understand. I just feel that it’s important for me to know if it’s going to mess with the… dynamic of the team.”

Ah, that was why she didn’t shoot him. Because killing him with a blunt spoon would be that much more satisfying. “I hope you remember this conversation when Gibbs kills you and I stand back laughing.”

“You wouldn’t do that would you, Kate? Not with those… feminine wiles to work with.”

Moving forward, Kate braced her hands on the edge of Tony’s desk. Leaning closer to his face, she smirked. “You just watch me.”

“Dinozzo! Why the hell is my coffee *green*?”

Teasing forgotten, Tony grimaced. “Please, you’ve got to help me!”

She could practically hear Gibbs as he stalked down the hallway towards them. “You’re so on your own!”

Kate was going to enjoy watching this.

***

End.

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